young man
there r leaves all around
i said young man
eat a leaf off the ground
(via forgave)
young man
there r leaves all around
i said young man
eat a leaf off the ground
(via forgave)
IM LAUGHING SO MUCH
I just got back from shopping and I saw the nerf gun lying behind the sofa
and I was so confused, but then I heard someone laughing
and it was my nan, she’s 80 for christ sake
just look at the concentration on her face
and how proud she was when she shot my sister on the side of the head, she’s so amazed by nerf guns it’s so funny, just look at her face
(via kneefur)
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
(via humorrelated)